Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"-
I think about this everyday
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
The ground is LAVA
"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."-(via gothics)